Five Couples Rent a Sailing Yacht for Their Summer Vacation…
Adventure-loving Mitko and his wife Katya, who’s afraid of everything!
Mitko boards the yacht confidently and offers his hand to Katya.
Katya:
- "Oh no, I’m not getting on this… but… oh… do I really have to lift my leg so high? Just so you know, I’M NOT getting my hair wet."
She trips and breaks her pedicure while the others easily step aboard.
Katya:
- "See? Did you see that? Oh, I feel faint..."
Mitko:
- "Kate, stop complaining, let’s have some fun…"
Katya, now in full panic mode:
- "GIRLS, why did we agree to this… I just hope we make it back alive!"
Meanwhile, Mitko shouts with excitement:
- "Woohoo!" Splash into the water.
Mitko:
- "Brother, toss me a beer and tell the captain to start sailing—I’ll swim behind the yacht, haha!"
Jealous Maria and her shy husband Anton, who lives on Facebook.
The yacht sets off, everyone is aboard, the captain’s instructions are done, and it’s time to have fun.
Maria yells:
- "Toni! Tooooni! ANTON! Where are you?"
Anton had just found a shady spot under the awning, deciding where to sit so he wouldn’t bother anyone or have to talk.
Anton:
Maria rushes over:
- "Toni, you know I see everything, so don’t roll your eyes too much. And that phone… who are you texting so much? You never put it down!"
Maria mumbles under her breath:
- "And that Katya, wearing the skimpiest swimsuit so everyone will look at her… she’s so skinny, it’s ugly."
Maria (with a fake smile):
- "Oh, Kati, such a lovely swimsuit! Where did you get it?"
Meanwhile, Katya:
- "Mitko, stop acting like a clown, this is dangerous and embarrassing… ugh!"
Mitko, who was demonstrating how to do a backflip into the water while balancing on one leg with a beer in hand, is interrupted.
The boring, stingy couple who hate doing anything: Boyan and Gergana-Maria.
Boyan:
- "Why did we even agree to spend money on this? Water and a boat, what’s so great about it?"
Gergana-Maria:
- "Well, at least I’ll get a few Instagram photos… but it was so expensive. Not worth it… just sitting and riding around… and what’s with all the dancing? I’m staying on this beanbag; what’s there to enjoy about the sea?"
Boyan:
- "And there’s no air conditioning… pfft."
Boyan:
- "Hey guys, later when you settle the bill, make sure you get a receipt!"
The rest glance at each other and burst into laughter, turning it into a joke—"after all, we know him."
The wild couple that makes out everywhere: Miro and Pepi (a.k.a. Babe).
Miro, already tipsy:
- "Pepi! Pepche! Babe! Did you check out the cabins yet?"
Pepi, with a flirty look:
- "Oh, Babe…"
Miro:
- "Pepi, come sit on the beanbag with me; you’ve got such a nice tan… oh, and bring me another beer, hehe."
Gergana-Maria rolls her eyes…
Katya is still recovering from the pedicure incident and is starting to feel seasick…
Mitko continues his backflip attempts…
Anton quietly scrolls on his phone…
Maria watches Anton like a hawk, waiting for him to go to the restroom so she can check his phone.
The party animals: Zheni and Lacho (a.k.a. The Party).
Zheni, by the speaker, turns up the volume while dancing:
- "Come on, people! Let’s have some fun!"
Lacho "The Party":
- "Grab the ladies and toss them in the water, haha… remember the parties we used to have back in the day? (Thinking: You’re still so boring, though.)"
The women scream and run, but the men catch them and jump into the water with them.
The aftermath:
Katya:
- "I almost drowned, and my hair… look at it! How could you do this?" (But she starts to laugh despite herself.)
Maria:
- "Wow, Toni, do that again! You’ve never done this before!"
Gergana-Maria:
- "I think I’m starting to like this yacht thing… but Boyan, stop drinking!"
Pepi:
- "Babe, my bikini fell off; come help me fix it."
Zheni:
- "Wow, you guys actually know how to have fun! Lacho, pour me another drink and let’s dance—life’s a party!"
By the end of the day:
Katya is still mourning her pedicure but realizes she likes her hair curly after all.
Mitko doesn’t want to leave, still trying backflips.
Anton was finally chatting with Boyan, but it’s time to go.
Boyan calculated the wind speed, the yacht’s fuel consumption, and whether the party was worth the money—but he had to admit, it was pretty great.
Maria forgot about Anton and was agonizing over which of the 100 photos to post—one where she didn’t look fat but the lighting was good.
Gergana-Maria felt an unfamiliar sense of happiness and even considered one more dive.
Miro and Pepi were still cuddling on the beanbags, reluctant to leave.
Zheni and Lacho were asking the captain if he needed entertainers for the yacht…
In the end, they all agreed: "We HAVE to do this again!"
